I'm Doctor Zoidberg, Homeowner!

I'm going to break my rule of not discussing personal items. I'm about to move into my new house. If you

1. feel like you should have my new address and phone number,
2. didn't receive my email, and
3. read this blog,

drop me a line.

This One Goes to Eleven

This has been eating at me, and I can't be the only one. Whenever I hear that Eric Clapton commercial where he's talking about listening to records over and over, all I hear is Nigel Tufnel from Spinal Tap. "You can't dust for vomit."