Let's say you're a deputy press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security, and you're looking for a little online action with a supposed fourteen-year-old girl (SFTYOG). Here are a few hints that the SFTYOG might, in fact, be an undercover sheriff's deputy:
- The SFTYOG writes "tee hee" a lot.
- The SFTYOG uses the latest slang, like "rad" or "tubular".
- The SFTYOG does not recoil in horror when you offer to send her pictures of your naked fifty-five-year-old body.
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