Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Very Poor Housekeeping

I think my house spiders are developing an attitude. And, if I'm not mistaken, a taste for human blood.

2 comments:

raluke said...

It's not the giant spiders that worry me. It's all those zombies out in the parking lot who keep pointing to us on the roof of the mall. It's going to take a lot of ammunition to keep them at bay...

Mike Marsh said...

That's why I favor fuel-air explosives. I've heard that, in a pinch, dissolving styrofoam in gasoline makes a passable substitute for napalm.